Thor was angered by parking violations. And when Thor was angry he would unleash his wrath and strike with his mighty hammer!

Thor strode the streets like a god, mighty and dreadful. Human beings, with their petty self-interest disgusted him. If they were in a hurry they would discard all sense of basic decency. In order to save two minutes at the ATM they would park in a handicapped spot. This enraged the mighty Thor and he would wield his terrible Hammer of Vengeance!

O ften he would leave a terrible dent in a door or hood but sometimes he would take out a side view mirror or even a window! He was merciless in his ire but his horrible anger was never without cause.

O nly those who parked illegally or inconsiderately were the victims of his awful wrath. Only these, terrible malefactors, would find their conveyances damaged by the mighty whacking instrument Thor bore in his dread hands.

O ddly he was not at all put out by what we would call moving violations.

There truly is, no discerning the will of the gods.

E. Watermuldar