I wish today was someone's birthday. I feel like eating cake.
Jeffy Keane
Remember:Thursday is International Lavish Attention on Someone Day so all you stalkers get out there early!
For Sale: original artwork done by the guy who used to live upstairs from me and always tried to play his electric guitar at 3 in the morning. Two pencil drawings of snowmobiles and one entitled "Nude Chick" which is self explanatory. $10 for all three. Box 220.
For Sale: one bathtub formerly used only to make gin. Smells slightly of gin. Ideal for someone who likes gin. Box 446.
Worried that Santa's put you on his Naughty List? For a small fee I'll make him wish he hadn't. I'm Larry the Law-Talking Guy. Still located in the Sal's by the bus depot.