MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ALL THE GANG AT PERSIFLAGE!

The Holiday Commonly Known as Christmas, 2015

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I believe I recently witnessed my mother engaging in a public display of affection with a man known as Santa Claus. This occurred around 11:17PM on the evening of December 13th of this year. If anyone else witnessed this event please contact me and be prepared to swear to what you saw in open court. Box 35.
For Sale: one small container of myrrh unopened. Also 3/4 of a bottle of frankincense. $7 for both. OBO. Box 1.
Wanted: good recipe for leftover turkey. He is very fussy and will not eat just anything. HATES Purina Turkey Chow. Will trade for a large amount (one metric tonne) of jellied cranberries. Box 13.
Does anyone know all the words to the Christmas Carol "Daddy's Stuck In the Chimney Again?"? Especially the version sung by Jackie Rogers Jr.? Box 980.

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Care to send us a Christmas e-card? Better late than never. persiflagemag@hotmail.com

Christmas Audio Stories

The Revolt of the Snowflakes

3:04

Robert the Cat's Terrible Dilemma

8:12

Santa's Marketing Guy

2:32